occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
if you are under 18:
- your nudes are child pornography
- people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
- you can be charged with distribution of child pornography
- don’t take nudes
This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach
Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?
Haku from Spirited Away
guess what i found in the depths of my miscellaneous folder
i wanna know the story behind this
What the FUCK
He ate them!
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
i won’t lie
i am in fact an “attention whore”
i need to feel like i actually matter to people
i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person
i need to feel like there are people who love me
because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself
this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
i hate it
when you’re drawing
and you’re like
‘hey this looks not like a piece of shit wHY DONT WE FINISH IT???’
and then you go in for the kill